Meh. Not what I would have chosen.

Meh. Not what I would have chosen.

ode to rum

You had me at Rum. 

Rum I will do, Rum i will swallow 

in a hung over stupor i will wallow. 

for rum i will cum to any event 

just a few swigs and i’ll be spent.

but they actually said run.

something most would not consider fun,

but no worries in the least ,

because Slund’s a fucking beast.

warren’s a little slow,

it’s that beard, ya know?

oh warren my captain 

it’s in admiration that i jest 

I guess you’re just too busy with your 2.0 quest. 

oh wait, Mark Timmerman … who? 

the classiest skier on the mountain, who knew?

absolutely crazy with steez,

come to more races please?

little miss Brumburg, it’s even in the name,

though  you definitely don’t bring your team any shame.

you confused little rascals 

might be holding your game,

but the Alcohooligans are nowhere near tame.

Designated Drinkers Poem

Ketch’s Team.

Only the most selfless would donate their name

For the good of the game

This name was clearly not made in haste

As Ketch slowly applied his hair paste

MXC staying top of the stats

Come next winter she’ll power through the flats

D.P., also a good name

So many meanings in one word

(yeah we said it, no shame)

Elena Michaels, rocking the onezie

Sorry for the funzia spill

But crazier things have happened at Waterville

We’re the designated drinkers

Here to win STASIS

Charlie, Jamie, Michelle

And Todd (if he still exists?)

Nate Goldsberry

my precious goldilocks

what fun we will have next year

living together


James Daudon

danger james daudon

i like your one piece ski suit

time to frat it up


Chelsea Stevens

Give me dirty love

I’m the dragon in your dreams

the next sun is ours


Monika Dragulski

tennis pros for life

will you teach me how to play?

thank you for the tips


ΣKI XV Mixtape

Burpees with Bradford

arlinladue:

Padding his stats last minute

Stairway hidden in Brookline; 89 steps to the top!

Stairway hidden in Brookline; 89 steps to the top!

Paleotastic

Paleotastic

Quinoa, sweet potato, spinach, sausage - is that paleo?

Quinoa, sweet potato, spinach, sausage - is that paleo?

quite the popular table at work

quite the popular table at work